Amo, amare, amavi, amatum

lucifershipsit:

 

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(Source: watcherspet)

reginalovesemma:

tumblr gets it.

reginalovesemma:

tumblr gets it.

nopestiel:

if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct

(Source: sinterwoldiers)

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

lickinglucifer:

truckzilla:

imagine a virus which posts all the fanfic you’ve ever read to your facebook

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mitchdastardly:

I’m with Tony

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

Voli se zato što se voli. Ne postoji razlog zbog kojeg se voli.

tmas-parrilla:

i swear to god lana parrilla is getting more darn attractive as the series goes on, and i didn’t even think that was humanly possible…

(Source: alisonhendrix2323)

demons-put-onions-in-my-room:

itsnyaaabetch:

My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”

The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that means she loves you.

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

(Source: humortrain)

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

(Source: mazerin)